Trevor Moore

Trevor Moore - Gays Got Married 歌词翻译

歌手:Trevor Moore
歌词翻译 (英文 → 中文)

同志能结婚了

我成长于美国小镇
夜不闭户
安心倒头
就睡
遇到一位年轻女孩 让她成为我的新娘
周日上完教会,会带孩子去兜风
在街上散散步
在埤塘游泳 抓几只萤火虫
整晚仰望星空

之后同志能结婚了(同志能结婚了)
工厂也倒闭了(工厂倒闭了)
农作物都枯萎了(农作物都枯萎了)
每个地方都是同样的情况(每个地方都是)
同志还开始接吻了(开始接吻了)
政府还说"很好啊"(很好啊)
连孩子们都
在学校搞基
都是因为同志结婚了(同志结婚了)

他们在电视上宣布同志能结婚了
我赶紧跳上卡车 关上车门
我必须接走我的家人
在同志接近他们之前
小心开到州界
我感到心脏快跳出来了
我不知道还剩下多少时间
在所有的性爱派对开始之前
接著同志抓走像我这样的种马
把我们拖离卡车
强吻我们的嫩唇 啮咬我们的耳朵
做尽性感之事
然后带我们到时髦的旅馆
整夜狂欢
还说我们穿他们的衣服很好看
隔天我们醒来后
不 我不敢往回看
看看后面是怎么一回事
他们有次几乎要掰弯我了
当我上网搜寻
像我这样强壮的直男
根本是人尽可夫的小菊花
我看见了恶魔 恶魔就像
穿著短裤的Mario Lopez在洗车
我停在家门前
迅速冲进去
想带走我可爱的妻子
我却无法从她的目光深处中看见爱火
同性恋早已由空气传播而来
我无力回天
我整个家庭
都已魔气深种
因为

之后同志能结婚了(同志能结婚了)
散播同性恋孢子(同性恋孢子)
所有异性恋(所有人)
再也不爱异性了(再也不爱了)
都是因为同志结婚了(同志结婚了)

待在防空洞里已三年
靠罐头食物和不断循环的空气存活
却依旧颤栗不已
每当我一想到外头发生了什么
烽火四起 辐射爆炸
一群暴走族如此肆虐著
刺著可怕纹身 长著结实肌肉
湛蓝澄澈的眼眸和可爱迷人的发型
所以我把自己和所有人隔绝
躲在这样直至死去
终生惶惑与愤懑 哀凄与孤独
而这都是因为

因为同志能结婚了(同志能结婚了)
同志结婚了(同志结婚了)
同志结婚了(同志结婚了)
同志结婚了
原始歌词 (English)

Gays Got Married

I grew up in an American town
No locks on the doors
When we all bedded down
To sleep
Met a pretty young girl, and made her my bride
After church on Sundays, take the kids for a ride
Down the street
Swimming holes, catching fireflies in jars
Spend the evening staring at the stars

Then the gays got married (gays got married)
And the plant shut down (plant shut down)
And the crops dried up (the crops dried up)
Everywhere around (Everywhere around)
Then the gays started kissin' (started kissin')
And the state said "Cool" (cool)
And they made all the kids
Be gay in school
'cause them gays got married (gays got married)

They announced it on TV
Jumped in my truck and slammed reverse
I had to get to my family
Before the gay could get there first
Hauling ass down the interstate
In my throat I could feel my heart
I didn't know how much time I had
Before all the orgies would start
And they're grabbing guys like me
And they're pulling us out of our trucks
And they're kissing our lips, and nibbling our ears
And all sorts of sexy stuff
And they're taking us out to fancy hotels
And partying the night away
And they're saying how good we look in their shirt
When we wake up the next day
No, I dare not look back
To see what's behind
They almost got me once
When I was surfing online
And as strong and straight as I know I am
Every man can be pushed too far
I've seen the devil, and the devil looks like
Mario Lopez in jean shorts washing his car
I pulled up into my house
And I quickly ran inside
I grabbed my lovely spouse
But I felt no love when I looked in her eyes
The gay had gone airborne
And I didn't make it in time
My family unit
Had already been undermined
Because

The gays got married (gays got married)
And released gay spores (gay spores)
And all the straight people (all the people)
Weren't in love no more (never love no more)
'cause them gays got married (gays got married)

Been in this bunker three long years
Canned food and recycled air
Yet I shudder when I think about
What must be happening up there
A radioactive scorched desertscape
Ruled by roving biker gangs
With scary tattoos and muscley arms
Blue eyes and super cute bangs
So I'll seal myself off from everyone
And hide here until I die
Confused and angry, sad and alone
And I know the reason why

'cause the gays got married (the gays got married)
The gays got married (the gays got married)
The gays got married (the gays got married)
The gays got married