The Lonely Island

The Lonely Island - Threw it on the ground 歌词翻译

歌手:The Lonely Island
歌词翻译 (英文 → 中文)

一把扔地上

我穿过城市大街小巷
一个人走过来给我一杯最新的能量饮料
"跑更快,跳更高"
干,不会让你给我下毒药

我一把扔地上
你以为我煞笔
不会成为你系统一部分
干!把这垃圾倒进别人血管里

我去我最爱的热狗摊
那哥们说,“你经常来,这个白送给你”
我说,“干!我长什么样?像捐款箱吗?”

我接过来一把扔地上!
不需要你施舍!
我成年人!
拜托!
别给我买热狗,干!

在农贸市场和我所谓女友
她把手机递我,说是我爸
干,这不是我爸!
这是个手机!

我一把扔地上!
艹,你以为我傻?
不是你系统一部分
我爸不是手机!
擦!

装逼犯生日派对给我块蛋糕
你到底想让我咋样?吃了?

生日快乐扔地上!
把剩下蛋糕也扔了!
接受真实世界,二货!

太多东西要扔在地上
这个,这个,那个,甚至这个
我成年人!

俩好莱坞戏子想送给我他们签名
地上!
没人想要你们签名,戏子!

这俩戏子站起来
原来带着电击枪
他们电击我的屁眼

摔在地上
戏子不让我起来
电击我的屁眼一遍又一遍

我又尖叫又蠕动
屁眼如同着火
这个故事的寓意是

不能相信系统

干!
原始歌词 (English)

Threw it on the ground

I was walkin' through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
"Run faster, jump higher"
Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me

I threw it on the ground
You must think I'm a joke
I ain't gonna be part of your system
Man! Pump that garbage in another man's veins

I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."
I said, "Man! What do I look like? A charity case?"

I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don't need your handouts!
I'm an adult!
Please!
You can't buy me hot dog, man!

At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad
Man, this ain't my dad!
This is a cell phone!

I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not a part of your system
My dad's not a phone!
DUH!

Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?

Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jackass!

So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an ADULT!

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
GROUND!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!

Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole

Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over

I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is

You can't trust the system

Man!