The Lonely Island

The Lonely Island - Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song) 歌词翻译

歌手:The Lonely Island
歌词翻译 (英文 → 中文)

漂亮女孩(本拉登之歌)

这辈子见到最漂亮女孩子
我想带她回家,当我妻子
发现她好疯当她对我低声
说 "干我像我们干本拉登"
(哦哇)这妞真疯
她说她想让我使劲干她,得干地狠过军队

干本拉登
干本拉登,干本拉登
她想使劲干我,干得狠过美利坚政府
干本拉登

她是个不同寻常的妞
一直关注世界新动态紧随潮流
确切地说只关心一事
就是那次奥萨马本拉登被爆头
她说 "这样干我"
但这比喻对我有点绕
尽管如此,我看你比角龙还要骚
尽管如此,还得满足你奇怪需要
她戴上胡子,我眼睛立马朝着出口瞧
先是头巾,然后长袍
她说 "带你特种部队侵我洞穴"
我说 "他不在洞穴里", 但是她没有停
她要求我干她就像我们

干本拉登
干本拉登
干本拉登
她想使劲干我,干得狠过美利坚政府
干本拉登

这妞要求我们性交将她带入高潮
要像刺杀本拉登行动的手术般准确性一发制导
你在窝藏一名罪犯(那臀)
我正义对你要审判(得上)
用Go-pro夜视他们能见我们
她想要讨价还价,我说这就没门
我喊进,进,潜入她卧室房门
她让我往下深,低头看,让我必须得认真
"恐怖袭击这逼", "认真恐怖袭击这逼"
我就干了,发挥点疯狂招式
海豹部队执性必杀六九式
她说 "你现在干爽了,把我身体扔进大洋"
‘我喊"杰罗尼莫" 然后拍张照发网上
总统打过来,他说 "真心祝贺你,康纳"
‘我说 "总统先生,有何荣幸此荣誉接纳?"
他说 "来白宫花园,好好告我细节
得知你怎么干她像我们

干本拉登"
干本拉登
干本拉登
我实在不明白怎么回事,但她想让我干她像我们干本拉登
哦,这妞坚持这样
就像我们残酷无情精确一样
就像世界上知名的袭击干
奥萨马本拉登
原始歌词 (English)

Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)

Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
Wanted to take her home, make her my wife
Knew she was a freak when she started talking
She said, "Fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden"
(Ooh woah) That girl was freak
She said she wanted me to fuck her harder than the military

Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden, fucked Bin Laden
She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government
Fucked Bin Laden

Uh, se was a freaky kind of girl
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically one event
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
She said "Do me like that"
But I couldn't track the metaphor
That said, I can see you horny like a stegasaur
That said, again your request is so irregular
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
Then a turban, then a tunic
She said "Invade my cave with your special unit"
I said "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping
She demanded that I fuck her like we

Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government
Fucked Bin Laden

This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
You're harboring a fugitive (that ass)
My justice will be punitive (I'ma smash)
Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro
She tried to negotiate, I said thats a no-no
Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go
She tells me to go low then looks down and tells me that I gotta
"Terrorize that pussy", "Gotta terrorize that pussy"
So I did it, improvised some crazy shit
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit
She said "Now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean"
I yell "Geronimo" and took some pictures for posting
The President called, he said "Congratulations Conner"
I said "Mr. President to what do I owe this honor?"
He said "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden
I gots to know how you fucked her like we

Fucked Bin Laden"
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
I still can't say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden
Ohh this girl insisted that
The way we did it was merciless and exact
Just like the now world famous attack that fucked
Osama Bin Laden