歌词翻译 (英文 → 中文)
大屌打包
嘿，妞
我有点很重要的东西给你
坐下来好好听听
妞，你知道我俩一起
已好长好长（时间好长）
我现在准备好给你摆明
你看圣诞节到
我的心房敞开
（敞开）
要送你点东西
你知道我想什么
（我想什么）
很特别礼物，把盖掀起来
看看里面来，盒中是我大屌
（盒中打包）
不会送你钻石戒指
这种礼物没什么意义
不会送你豪华车一辆
妞，你是我心中星最闪亮
不会送你山里一栋洋房
得来真货，像你这样
想送你发自内心东西
（特殊东西，妞）
盒中是我大屌
我大屌打包，宝
盒中是我大屌
我大屌打包，妞
瞧，聪明如我知道
什么时候送礼（耶）
我正好有一个
为了向你证明
你无与伦比美色
给所有爷们建议
想要打动女士
只要跟着步骤，这很容易
一，盒子上挖洞
二，把老二放进洞
三，让她瞧瞧盒中
这就是全部方法
盒中是我大屌
我大屌打包，宝
盒中是我大屌
我大屌打包，妞
圣诞：大屌打包
光明节：大屌打包
宽扎：大屌打包
只要是逢年过节：大屌打包
在你爸妈家吃饭：大屌打包
杂货店肉类大采购：大屌打包
乡村音乐奖后台：大屌打包
耶，大屌打包
大屌打包
大屌打包
我有点很重要的东西给你
坐下来好好听听
妞，你知道我俩一起
已好长好长（时间好长）
我现在准备好给你摆明
你看圣诞节到
我的心房敞开
（敞开）
要送你点东西
你知道我想什么
（我想什么）
很特别礼物，把盖掀起来
看看里面来，盒中是我大屌
（盒中打包）
不会送你钻石戒指
这种礼物没什么意义
不会送你豪华车一辆
妞，你是我心中星最闪亮
不会送你山里一栋洋房
得来真货，像你这样
想送你发自内心东西
（特殊东西，妞）
盒中是我大屌
我大屌打包，宝
盒中是我大屌
我大屌打包，妞
瞧，聪明如我知道
什么时候送礼（耶）
我正好有一个
为了向你证明
你无与伦比美色
给所有爷们建议
想要打动女士
只要跟着步骤，这很容易
一，盒子上挖洞
二，把老二放进洞
三，让她瞧瞧盒中
这就是全部方法
盒中是我大屌
我大屌打包，宝
盒中是我大屌
我大屌打包，妞
圣诞：大屌打包
光明节：大屌打包
宽扎：大屌打包
只要是逢年过节：大屌打包
在你爸妈家吃饭：大屌打包
杂货店肉类大采购：大屌打包
乡村音乐奖后台：大屌打包
耶，大屌打包
大屌打包
大屌打包
原始歌词 (English)
Dick in a box
Hey girl,
I got somethin' real important to give you
so just sit down and listen.
Girl you know we've been together
such a long long time (such a long time)
and now I'm ready to lay it on the line.
Well you know it's Christmas
and my heart is open wide,
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something
so you know what's on my mind.
(What's on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top.
Take a look inside, it's my dick in a box.
(It's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring,
that sort of gift don't mean anything.
Not gonna get you a fancy car.
Girl, ya gotta know you're my shining star.
Not gonna get you a house in the hills,
a girl like you needs somethin' real.
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart.
(Somethin' special, girl)
It's my dick in a box,
my dick in a box, babe.
It's my dick in a box,
my dick in a box, girl.
See, I'm wise enough to know
when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
and I got just the one,
something to show ya
that you are second to none.
To all the fellas out there
with ladies to impress,
it's easy to do just follow these steps.
1: Cut a hole in a box.
2: Put your junk in that box.
3: Make her open the box.
And that's the way you do it.
It's my dick in a box,
my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box,
my dick in a box girl.
Christmas: dick in a box.
Hanukkah: dick in a box.
Kwanzaa: a dick in a box.
Every single holiday: a dick in a box.
Over at your parent's house: a dick in a box.
Meat day at the grocery store: a dick in a box.
Backstage at the CMA's: a dick in a box.
Yeah, a dick in a box.
Dick in a box.
Dick in a box.
I got somethin' real important to give you
so just sit down and listen.
Girl you know we've been together
such a long long time (such a long time)
and now I'm ready to lay it on the line.
Well you know it's Christmas
and my heart is open wide,
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something
so you know what's on my mind.
(What's on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top.
Take a look inside, it's my dick in a box.
(It's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring,
that sort of gift don't mean anything.
Not gonna get you a fancy car.
Girl, ya gotta know you're my shining star.
Not gonna get you a house in the hills,
a girl like you needs somethin' real.
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart.
(Somethin' special, girl)
It's my dick in a box,
my dick in a box, babe.
It's my dick in a box,
my dick in a box, girl.
See, I'm wise enough to know
when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
and I got just the one,
something to show ya
that you are second to none.
To all the fellas out there
with ladies to impress,
it's easy to do just follow these steps.
1: Cut a hole in a box.
2: Put your junk in that box.
3: Make her open the box.
And that's the way you do it.
It's my dick in a box,
my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box,
my dick in a box girl.
Christmas: dick in a box.
Hanukkah: dick in a box.
Kwanzaa: a dick in a box.
Every single holiday: a dick in a box.
Over at your parent's house: a dick in a box.
Meat day at the grocery store: a dick in a box.
Backstage at the CMA's: a dick in a box.
Yeah, a dick in a box.
Dick in a box.
Dick in a box.