Team America - The end of an act 歌词翻译

我想你比卖拷贝拍砸还多
当他拍珍珠港
我想你比那电影跑题还多
妞，那可是相当多
而现在，你已远去
我想说汇成一句
珍珠港太烂，而我想你

我需要你如大本需上表演课
那部电影里他太烂
我需要你如古巴古丁需更多戏份
他比大本好得太多
而现在我想的只有你微笑
和那烂片在脑里
珍珠港烂而我想你

为什么卖拷贝还能一直拍电影?
感觉珍珠港烂
烂得比我对你思念还多

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that's an awful lot, girl
And now, now you've gone away
And all I'm trying to say
Is Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He's way better than Ben Affleck
And now, all I can think about is your smile
And that shitty movie, too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you