原始歌词 (English)
Everyone's Just A Little Gay
Have you ever met a dude
Who turned you on
Even though you’ve got a schlong
And you consider yourself straight
Have you ever met a gal
Who made you giddy
Even though you never thought you’d liked titties
Relax, it’s a common trait
So, don’t be scared to say
That on any given day
That everyone is just a little gay
Have you ever slapped a guy
Right on the ass
And felt a little tingle
Inside your pants
No need to be alarmed
Have you ever kissed a girl
Only two drinks in
Even though you’re not a lesbian
And you have a boyfriend named Rob
Whether you’re a guy
Or girl
Or in between
Everyone’s a little Liberace
So no need to be afraid
About the way that you get laid
'Cause everyone in every town
in every city the whole world round
Is at least a teensy tiny itsy bitsy,
just a smidgen of “HEYYY”
And proud enough to say
That everyone is just a little
Gay
Gay, little gay, little gay, little gay
Just a little gay, little gay, little gay, little gay
Everyone is just a little gay