South Park (OST) - What Would Brian Boitano Do? 歌词翻译

波塔诺叔怎么办
如果现在在这
他定计划
然后放手干
波塔诺叔这么办

当波塔诺叔在奥运会上花滑
冲击那金牌
两后内结环借三勾手跳
布条还眼上戴

波塔诺叔在阿尔卑斯山
和大灰熊刚
他用魔法火焰气
救下漂亮姑娘

那波塔诺叔怎么办
如果今天在这
他肯定会放手狠干
波塔诺叔这么办

我想把芯片拿出去
它影响我的词汇的发育

我只想让我妈
别和大家对着干

为温蒂我为革命奉献
因波塔诺叔会这么办

那波塔诺叔怎么办
召集乡里所有孩
告他们团结为真理
波塔诺叔这么办

当波塔诺叔穿越时空
到三零一零年
和邪恶机器人王打
再次拯救人类一遍

当波塔诺叔建造金字塔
他揍忽必烈汗

因波塔诺叔不受任何人怨气发泄

一起召集所有孩子们
团结对抗妈妈们
二人组也能救下顺便
因波塔诺叔这么办

二人组也能救下顺便
因波塔诺叔这么办
波塔诺叔这么办

What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two Salchows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone

For Wendy I'll be an activist too,
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do.

And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublai Kahn.

Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body

So let's all get together,
And unite to stop our mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do.

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd dooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.