歌词翻译 (英文 → 中文)
很容易，尅
麦基老师：
有时你不小心被卷进
毒品，酒精，还有和女人性交，尅
当你干这些事干太多
你就会成为瘾君子，你得回归，悔过
你能行的，全靠你自觉，尅
只需小计划，就让生活变更美
你不需要浪费一生吸海洛因
无家街上混，手活换可卡因
照我计划你很快就能学会，太简单，尅
首先，不说屁股说腚，如‘亲我腚’或‘你个腚眼’
第二，不说屎要说便，比如牛便，便头，和‘这便凉了’
第三，婊子不说子，因为婊在拉丁语是慷慨的词
第四，不要再说肏了，因为肏是最难听词出你嘴
直接替换成尅！
孩子们：
我们能行，全靠我们了，尅（尅）
只需小计划，我们生活变更美
麦基老师：今天就更美
一起：我们不用浪费生命垃圾捡针打
无家街上混，手活换现金花
照这计划你很快就能学会
太简单，尅！
麦基老师：
首先 孩子：不说屁股说腚
如‘亲我腚’，或‘你个腚眼’
麦基老师：
第二 孩子：不说屎要说便
比如牛便， 便头，和‘这便凉了’
麦基老师：
第三 孩子：婊子不说子
因为婊在拉丁语是慷慨的词
麦基老师
第四 孩子：不要再说肏了
一起：
因为肏是最难听词出你嘴
孩子：
（肏是最难听词出你嘴）
我们不说肏，不，我们不说肏，不肏！
麦基老师：
治好了，走人!
一起：
我们不用浪费生命垃圾捡针打
无家街上混，手活换现金花
照这计划你很快就能学会
太简单，尅！
孩子：
太简单，尅！
麦基老师：
太简单，尅！
孩子：
太简单，尅！
麦基：
太简单，尅！
孩子：
太简单
太简单
太简单
太简单，尅！
（同时完成）
（大笑）
麦基先生：
尅
尅
尅
有时你不小心被卷进
毒品，酒精，还有和女人性交，尅
当你干这些事干太多
你就会成为瘾君子，你得回归，悔过
你能行的，全靠你自觉，尅
只需小计划，就让生活变更美
你不需要浪费一生吸海洛因
无家街上混，手活换可卡因
照我计划你很快就能学会，太简单，尅
首先，不说屁股说腚，如‘亲我腚’或‘你个腚眼’
第二，不说屎要说便，比如牛便，便头，和‘这便凉了’
第三，婊子不说子，因为婊在拉丁语是慷慨的词
第四，不要再说肏了，因为肏是最难听词出你嘴
直接替换成尅！
孩子们：
我们能行，全靠我们了，尅（尅）
只需小计划，我们生活变更美
麦基老师：今天就更美
一起：我们不用浪费生命垃圾捡针打
无家街上混，手活换现金花
照这计划你很快就能学会
太简单，尅！
麦基老师：
首先 孩子：不说屁股说腚
如‘亲我腚’，或‘你个腚眼’
麦基老师：
第二 孩子：不说屎要说便
比如牛便， 便头，和‘这便凉了’
麦基老师：
第三 孩子：婊子不说子
因为婊在拉丁语是慷慨的词
麦基老师
第四 孩子：不要再说肏了
一起：
因为肏是最难听词出你嘴
孩子：
（肏是最难听词出你嘴）
我们不说肏，不，我们不说肏，不肏！
麦基老师：
治好了，走人!
一起：
我们不用浪费生命垃圾捡针打
无家街上混，手活换现金花
照这计划你很快就能学会
太简单，尅！
孩子：
太简单，尅！
麦基老师：
太简单，尅！
孩子：
太简单，尅！
麦基：
太简单，尅！
孩子：
太简单
太简单
太简单
太简单，尅！
（同时完成）
（大笑）
麦基先生：
尅
尅
尅
原始歌词 (English)
It's Easy MMMKay
Mr. Mackey:]
There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay
Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"
Step 2: Instead of sh*t say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"
Step 3: With b**ch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Dont say f**k any more because f**k is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word mmmkay!
[Children:]
We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day
Mr, Mackey: you can change it today
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
Its easy mmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:]
Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns,
like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole
[Mr. Mackey:]
Step 2 Children: Instead of sh*t say poo,
as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold
[Mr. Mackey:]
Step 3 Children: With b**ch drop the t
because bich is latin for generosity
[Mr. Mackey:]
Step 4 Children: Dont say f**k any more
[Everyone:]
Cuz f**k is the worst word that you can say
[Children:]
f**k is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say f**k, no we shouldn't say f**k, f**k nooooo!!!
[Mr. Mackey:]
Your cured, you can go!
[Everyone:]
We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
Its easy mmmkay!
[Children:]
It's easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:]
It's easy mmmkay!
[Children:]
It's easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:]
It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
[Children:]
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmmkaaaay
[both finish at same time]
[laughing]
[Mr. Mackey:]
Mmmkay
Mmmkay
Mmmkay
There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay
Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"
Step 2: Instead of sh*t say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"
Step 3: With b**ch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Dont say f**k any more because f**k is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word mmmkay!
[Children:]
We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day
Mr, Mackey: you can change it today
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
Its easy mmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:]
Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns,
like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole
[Mr. Mackey:]
Step 2 Children: Instead of sh*t say poo,
as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold
[Mr. Mackey:]
Step 3 Children: With b**ch drop the t
because bich is latin for generosity
[Mr. Mackey:]
Step 4 Children: Dont say f**k any more
[Everyone:]
Cuz f**k is the worst word that you can say
[Children:]
f**k is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say f**k, no we shouldn't say f**k, f**k nooooo!!!
[Mr. Mackey:]
Your cured, you can go!
[Everyone:]
We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
Its easy mmmkay!
[Children:]
It's easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:]
It's easy mmmkay!
[Children:]
It's easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:]
It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
[Children:]
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmmkaaaay
[both finish at same time]
[laughing]
[Mr. Mackey:]
Mmmkay
Mmmkay
Mmmkay