歌词翻译 (英文 → 中文)
四年前的戏
这有一两件事关于这所高中，你应该知道下。
大家都希望可以早点知道，在我们还是大学新学的时候。
看看那新生星期五，
一周内最危险之日。
你以为周末你可以爽爽过，但是你的
一周就这样结束啦。
这四年必须遵从大人物，不准发问。
别高兴太早。
还有1460页要读啊，我们毕业之时还是
要庆祝下。
不管你怎样，千万不要带行李箱书包上学堂，
因为小屁孩会一直踢他。
我们不看干嘛这样，那很方便耶
要是有女孩对你微笑，别被骗了，她只是在找现成老爸，
那小孩大概也不可爱，
高中里唯一的一个好东西，就是有个怪怪的游乐场。
那里有史上最好的荡秋千。
有一次我荡到五公尺高跳下来。
这四年必须遵从大人物，不准发问。
别高兴太早。
还有1460页要读啊，我们毕业之时还是
要庆祝下。
想想我多快乐 度过那段时光，
每间房的人都踢我出去！
最惨的现在才要来，今天才第一天而已。
想想我多快乐 度过那段时光，
每间房的人都踢我去死！
最惨的现在才要来，今天才第一天而已。
如果要跟高中比较下，看到你妈登在花花公子杂志上，
这样的话高中应该就没有这么惨啦。
因为你妈是世上最厉害的‘石更’杀手，除非说她狠辣。
大家都希望可以早点知道，在我们还是大学新学的时候。
看看那新生星期五，
一周内最危险之日。
你以为周末你可以爽爽过，但是你的
一周就这样结束啦。
这四年必须遵从大人物，不准发问。
别高兴太早。
还有1460页要读啊，我们毕业之时还是
要庆祝下。
不管你怎样，千万不要带行李箱书包上学堂，
因为小屁孩会一直踢他。
我们不看干嘛这样，那很方便耶
要是有女孩对你微笑，别被骗了，她只是在找现成老爸，
那小孩大概也不可爱，
高中里唯一的一个好东西，就是有个怪怪的游乐场。
那里有史上最好的荡秋千。
有一次我荡到五公尺高跳下来。
这四年必须遵从大人物，不准发问。
别高兴太早。
还有1460页要读啊，我们毕业之时还是
要庆祝下。
想想我多快乐 度过那段时光，
每间房的人都踢我出去！
最惨的现在才要来，今天才第一天而已。
想想我多快乐 度过那段时光，
每间房的人都踢我去死！
最惨的现在才要来，今天才第一天而已。
如果要跟高中比较下，看到你妈登在花花公子杂志上，
这样的话高中应该就没有这么惨啦。
因为你妈是世上最厉害的‘石更’杀手，除非说她狠辣。
原始歌词 (English)
Four Years Foreplay
There's a thing or two about high school that you need to know.
We wish we had known this when we were freshmen.
Watch out for Freshmen Friday, the most dangerous day of the week.
You thought you were excited for the weekend, but this is where your week ends.
Four more years of obeying authority, without question don't reach super sighted.
There's only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read, it will be time to celebrate when its time to graduate.
Whatever you do, don't you ever bring a roller backpack to school, because douchbage kids will kick them over.
We don't see why though they're really convenient!
If a girl gives you a smile, don't be deceived she wants you to father her child, and hes probably not even cute.
The only thing good about high school is their super badass playgrounds, they have the best swings ever, I once jumped five feet in the air!
Four more years of obeying authority, without question don't reach super sighted.
There's only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read, it will be time to celebrate when its time to graduate.
To think how happy I was before I came, running out of every room I walked in today!
And the most miserable part, is that its only the first day.
To think how happy I was before I came, running out of every room I walked in to DIE!!
And the most miserable part, is that its only the first day.
If high school was compared to seeing your mom in a playboy magazine, then maybe high school isn't that bad because that'd be the biggest boner killer in history, unless shes hot.
We wish we had known this when we were freshmen.
Watch out for Freshmen Friday, the most dangerous day of the week.
You thought you were excited for the weekend, but this is where your week ends.
Four more years of obeying authority, without question don't reach super sighted.
There's only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read, it will be time to celebrate when its time to graduate.
Whatever you do, don't you ever bring a roller backpack to school, because douchbage kids will kick them over.
We don't see why though they're really convenient!
If a girl gives you a smile, don't be deceived she wants you to father her child, and hes probably not even cute.
The only thing good about high school is their super badass playgrounds, they have the best swings ever, I once jumped five feet in the air!
Four more years of obeying authority, without question don't reach super sighted.
There's only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read, it will be time to celebrate when its time to graduate.
To think how happy I was before I came, running out of every room I walked in today!
And the most miserable part, is that its only the first day.
To think how happy I was before I came, running out of every room I walked in to DIE!!
And the most miserable part, is that its only the first day.
If high school was compared to seeing your mom in a playboy magazine, then maybe high school isn't that bad because that'd be the biggest boner killer in history, unless shes hot.