歌词翻译 (中文 → 英文)
Cartoon Pistol
Rhododendron's blooming on the tree
Clouds passed my window
However I could only masturbate on my bed
Showers from the sky
Sparrows are singing
However I could only masturbate alone in the night
The teacher tells us to study hard
The headmaster tells us to make our ethnic great again
However I could just masturbate while hiding at a corner
Ooh It's 84th of the Min Guo
Poor me, even don't have a penny
How can I success?
Ooh, 2001 is near
Unluckier year by year
Just like a cartoon
Peter Pan beat the antagonists with his best
My lover, how dare you turned against your mercy and abandoned me!?
Xiao Tian Tian, born and grews up in a orphanage
The world is full of sad people
Transformers shoots infrared light from their eyes
When will I success?
Doraemon, has a rocket in his pocket
He goes to the convenience store
And buys a newspaper for the masturbation
Ooh let's masturbate....
Clouds passed my window
However I could only masturbate on my bed
Showers from the sky
Sparrows are singing
However I could only masturbate alone in the night
The teacher tells us to study hard
The headmaster tells us to make our ethnic great again
However I could just masturbate while hiding at a corner
Ooh It's 84th of the Min Guo
Poor me, even don't have a penny
How can I success?
Ooh, 2001 is near
Unluckier year by year
Just like a cartoon
Peter Pan beat the antagonists with his best
My lover, how dare you turned against your mercy and abandoned me!?
Xiao Tian Tian, born and grews up in a orphanage
The world is full of sad people
Transformers shoots infrared light from their eyes
When will I success?
Doraemon, has a rocket in his pocket
He goes to the convenience store
And buys a newspaper for the masturbation
Ooh let's masturbate....
中文歌词
卡通手枪
树上开著杜鹃 白云飘过窗前 可是我只能躺在床上打手枪
天空下著小雨 麻雀唱著歌曲 我只能打手枪一个人在夜里
老师说要用功读书 校长说要复兴民族 可是我只能躲在角落里打手枪
喔～民国八十四年 身上没有半毛钱 要怎么出头天(你去吃大便)
喔～快到二零零一年 一年不如一年 好像卡通片(喔欧喔欧)
小飞侠 努力打败恶魔党(喔欧) 我的爱人 妳为何忍心将我放(喔欧喔欧)
小甜甜 从小生在孤儿院(喔欧) 这世界 到处都是伤心人(喔欧喔欧)
铁金刚 眼睛发出红外光(喔欧) 什么时候 成功才会轮到我的身上(喔欧喔欧)
小叮当 口袋有一支火箭(喔欧) 去杂货店 买份报纸来打手枪(喔欧喔欧)
呜～～～～～ 呜～～～～～ 我只能打手枪一个人在夜里
老师说要用功读书 校长说要复兴民族 可是我只能躲在角落里打手枪
喔～民国八十四年 身上没有半毛钱 要怎么出头天(天天吃大便)
喔～快到二零零一年 一年不如一年 好像卡通片(喔欧喔欧)
小飞侠 努力打败恶魔党(喔欧) 我的爱人 妳为何忍心将我放(喔欧喔欧)
小甜甜 从小生在孤儿院(喔欧) 这世界 到处都是伤心人(喔欧喔欧)
铁金刚 眼睛发出红外光(喔欧) 什么时候 成功才会轮到我的身上(喔欧喔欧)
小叮当 口袋有一支火箭(喔欧) 去杂货店 买份报纸来打手枪(喔欧喔欧)
喔～～～～ 来打手枪 来打手枪 来打手枪
喔～～～～ 来打手枪 来打手枪 来打手枪
天空下著小雨 麻雀唱著歌曲 我只能打手枪一个人在夜里
老师说要用功读书 校长说要复兴民族 可是我只能躲在角落里打手枪
喔～民国八十四年 身上没有半毛钱 要怎么出头天(你去吃大便)
喔～快到二零零一年 一年不如一年 好像卡通片(喔欧喔欧)
小飞侠 努力打败恶魔党(喔欧) 我的爱人 妳为何忍心将我放(喔欧喔欧)
小甜甜 从小生在孤儿院(喔欧) 这世界 到处都是伤心人(喔欧喔欧)
铁金刚 眼睛发出红外光(喔欧) 什么时候 成功才会轮到我的身上(喔欧喔欧)
小叮当 口袋有一支火箭(喔欧) 去杂货店 买份报纸来打手枪(喔欧喔欧)
呜～～～～～ 呜～～～～～ 我只能打手枪一个人在夜里
老师说要用功读书 校长说要复兴民族 可是我只能躲在角落里打手枪
喔～民国八十四年 身上没有半毛钱 要怎么出头天(天天吃大便)
喔～快到二零零一年 一年不如一年 好像卡通片(喔欧喔欧)
小飞侠 努力打败恶魔党(喔欧) 我的爱人 妳为何忍心将我放(喔欧喔欧)
小甜甜 从小生在孤儿院(喔欧) 这世界 到处都是伤心人(喔欧喔欧)
铁金刚 眼睛发出红外光(喔欧) 什么时候 成功才会轮到我的身上(喔欧喔欧)
小叮当 口袋有一支火箭(喔欧) 去杂货店 买份报纸来打手枪(喔欧喔欧)
喔～～～～ 来打手枪 来打手枪 来打手枪
喔～～～～ 来打手枪 来打手枪 来打手枪